I have no food in the house. This is monumentally bad planning on my part because there is some kind of typhoon happening outside. Earlier today, a tornado hit Kensal Rise. As far as we know no gingham-frocked teenagers with terriers in picnic baskets have been airlifted to Oz, although a planeload of backpackers did embark in the company of some friends of Dorothy aboard a Qantas flight earlier in the day.
comemmorative fridge magnet from www.kansasoz.com