Rodgers & Hammerstein must be turning in their respective graves (assuming that it's humanly possible and not just a metaphor and they weren’t cremated – I will get this digression thing under control at some point but it’s not at the top of my personal development priority list at this particular moment in time). I was where? Ho ho ho yes. R&H, given their collective cultural erudition and finesse when it comes to the musical theatre, would certainly be thinking that us Brits (I know I’m actually Australian but I’m acting under Government instructions and practising meditating on ‘what it means to be British’. In fact so robust is my commitment that I am even going to try to own our propensity to be thick – see bracketed point above), are, ehem, well thick.